laqueus:

oh hp deskjet 2710e we’re really in it now

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

l3irdl3rain:

I stayed up late last night playing video games and when I turned around there was someone sitting on the couch watching me

earhartsease:

flipocrite:

joeyridersvoid:

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

1. using a knife
2. to threaten a cook
3. in a kitchen

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

yungrapunxelpart2:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

tobacconist:

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

cottoncandyrhythmqueen:

:

cottoncandyrhythmqueen:

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

wickedlittlecritta:

mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it